life
Month of June
06/01/08 21:50 Categories: Life
Month of June is great because:
- June 7th the Eurocup starts (Holland plays June 9th)
- June 9th WWDC starts (iPhone 2.0)
- June 22 is my birthday
- June 22 Top Gear starts
- last and also least: Summer school starts June 2nd
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Girls Rule, Guys Drool
03/31/08 02:26 Categories: girls
Now I was thinking about this the other night. And
what I'm about to reveal to you is not rocket science
nor is it a new revelation that I had. I just
straightened out some of these ideas in my head and
now I am going to jot them down for you.
Now this is no secret and girls are well aware of this fact. And this simple fact is is that girls rule. And what do girls rule? Pretty much everything because they have control over "the men". The reason why they have control over us is because we cannot survive without girls (you can't live with them, and you can't shoot them). Guys simply need girls. Girls are beautiful, sophisticated and (highly) emotional beings that just blow our simple logical minds away. There is no easy logic to explain girls and their mysterious ways away. (see how I even in this blog post have to score some brownie points). So girls know that we can't live without them and they will use that to their advantage. They WILL manipulate you! And you will do anything to get their attention. Even without them asking we hold the doors for them, we carry their trays, we carry their heavy loads, we pay for them on dates, we scoot their chairs, we basically treat them like queens because we know we can't survive without them.
Girls also control over who they want to go out with. we are the ones that have to ask the girls. All they have to do is say yes or no (how easy is that?). If we want to go out with a certain girl that doesn't mean we actually get to do so because we have to ask their permission first.....girls just say yes to whoever they want to and don't have to ask anybody for permission (and yes girls can manipulate the situation so that they will get asked out by the guy so don't come with the sob story that you have to wait for the guy to actually call you).
So why don't girls need guys? A girl can go for weeks without thinking about a guy. I think it's because girls have this sorta clique behaviour among themselves. A girl and her "girls" will hug each other, kiss each other (on the cheek), shop together, paint toe nails together, massage each other, give each other gifts, compliment each other, swap clothes, talk on the phone for hours with each other etc. Now who needs a guy if you can have all that + a bowl of ice cream? See the only things we guys do together is watch a movie, eat and burp. Now that is not a lot of love so we need girls and their love.
Now do I want guys to start those cliques? NO, please don't. I think we guys don't have a lot of options here. We can either try to ignore girls by playing video games, drive our fast cars or talk about sports (notice that those three activities don't attract a lot of girls and so you don't "need" girls to engage in those activities) OR we can admit that girls rule and guys drool. I have accepted the fact that I need girls and so I too am subject of being a sucker (if you will)at times and do whatever needs to be done to keep them happy (yes even changing flat tires is one of my jobs). But it's not all that bad because the reward of doing these things is spending time with these mysterious and wonderful and beautiful creations that make me smile and feel loved :)
note: This entry may or may not be based on actual facts or on long extensive research and data. Also this entry may or may not be written by an educated expert with several social psychology degrees. And as a last note this may or may not be taken seriously.
ps. But you know it's true!
Now this is no secret and girls are well aware of this fact. And this simple fact is is that girls rule. And what do girls rule? Pretty much everything because they have control over "the men". The reason why they have control over us is because we cannot survive without girls (you can't live with them, and you can't shoot them). Guys simply need girls. Girls are beautiful, sophisticated and (highly) emotional beings that just blow our simple logical minds away. There is no easy logic to explain girls and their mysterious ways away. (see how I even in this blog post have to score some brownie points). So girls know that we can't live without them and they will use that to their advantage. They WILL manipulate you! And you will do anything to get their attention. Even without them asking we hold the doors for them, we carry their trays, we carry their heavy loads, we pay for them on dates, we scoot their chairs, we basically treat them like queens because we know we can't survive without them.
Girls also control over who they want to go out with. we are the ones that have to ask the girls. All they have to do is say yes or no (how easy is that?). If we want to go out with a certain girl that doesn't mean we actually get to do so because we have to ask their permission first.....girls just say yes to whoever they want to and don't have to ask anybody for permission (and yes girls can manipulate the situation so that they will get asked out by the guy so don't come with the sob story that you have to wait for the guy to actually call you).
So why don't girls need guys? A girl can go for weeks without thinking about a guy. I think it's because girls have this sorta clique behaviour among themselves. A girl and her "girls" will hug each other, kiss each other (on the cheek), shop together, paint toe nails together, massage each other, give each other gifts, compliment each other, swap clothes, talk on the phone for hours with each other etc. Now who needs a guy if you can have all that + a bowl of ice cream? See the only things we guys do together is watch a movie, eat and burp. Now that is not a lot of love so we need girls and their love.
Now do I want guys to start those cliques? NO, please don't. I think we guys don't have a lot of options here. We can either try to ignore girls by playing video games, drive our fast cars or talk about sports (notice that those three activities don't attract a lot of girls and so you don't "need" girls to engage in those activities) OR we can admit that girls rule and guys drool. I have accepted the fact that I need girls and so I too am subject of being a sucker (if you will)at times and do whatever needs to be done to keep them happy (yes even changing flat tires is one of my jobs). But it's not all that bad because the reward of doing these things is spending time with these mysterious and wonderful and beautiful creations that make me smile and feel loved :)
note: This entry may or may not be based on actual facts or on long extensive research and data. Also this entry may or may not be written by an educated expert with several social psychology degrees. And as a last note this may or may not be taken seriously.
ps. But you know it's true!